Our long awaited vacation came and went way too fast. 5 days is a long time in Vegas but at the same time, there is no such thing as a vacation that is too long. Just some highlights from the trip…

Arrived in Vegas before lunch and ready to hit the strip.

Funny story about this dude on the shuttle. We stopped at Flamingo to drop people off and while the driver was helping a couple get their luggage off, this kid jumps on and looks completely clueless. Nobody says a thing either because we all know we had to pay to get on the shuttle and we were just getting dropped off at our hotels. At first, we weren’t sure what this dudes deal was, but we all stayed quiet. As we’re driving along, he finally speaks up and asks the driver if there needs to be a reservation to get on the bus. There was some language barriers and our driver was super nice, just kind of old and hard of hearing so he says no, and he’ll be taken care of.

A few more people get dropped off and Diana and I are still wondering what this guy is doing here. First of all – he’s in Vegas, so he got here somehow. Second, he doesn’t know what the fudge is going on. Finally, he asks the driver again how long until we get to the airport. At that point, we all understood he’s probably trying to get home but he doesn’t realize that it’ll be longer than he thinks before he gets back lol.

Unfortunately, we didn’t get to see the outcome of it all but the question remains – why the hell are you here and how do you not know what’s going on lol. He was pretty rude too since no one could understand what he was saying…

Our room. Kinda ghetto – we stayed at Paris.

The first thing Diana ever does is check all the stuff in the bathroom for cool things to take….

Aria/City Center. This is one of the places we chilled the most cause the whole place had wifi. We just couldn’t afford anything in this mall after the first few days of shopping haha

Literally our first fat meal in months. We had been doing so good with our meals and eating healthy but this was our week to just pig out.

Right after our first lunch we were walking by and some dude was laying on the ground with blood flowing from his head and a crowd around him. We didn’t stick around to see what happened… but you see crazy shit in Vegas haha

We went to Walgreens to pick up some snacks. Our main goal was to get some cereal for the mornings to at least eat SOMEWHAT healthy.

See what I mean by ghetto? Our couch had some white stain on it… sick.

Chillin.

We also went to the Nike store in Caesars to get some custom Free Runs made. So wicked.

Also got to make a stop at Hublot. I love going there to see their watches and see if anything new is there. Got a chance to try some on and talk about some prices…

This was Diana and I’s favourite watch of the ones we saw. The Abu Dhabi King Power F1.

Full carbon case Oceanographic 4000. Super light.

Jet Li Big Bang. I didn’t like this one too much in person. The tinted red sapphire is awesome but it made it super hard to read.

The Austin F1 King Power. I was half and half on this one. Too much red on the face, but it looked awesome on.

Closer look at the Abu Dhabi F1.

Condoms at Marc Jacobs lol

Found one of our dinner stops. It was right outside Paris. Had awesome drinks.

Another fat meal at the Outlet. Delicious.

Diana likes big butts.

5lbs gummy bear!! So wicked… $40 haha

Neuro drink was pretty damn good.

Displays in Aria. Spinny water spindles lol

The cool drink at Sugar Factory.

Diana was pretty done after a few sips of that drink too lolol

Her mac and cheese burger. It was huge

When she was in the shower, I looked over at the nightstand and she had this coupon ripped out LOL. She swears it was for another coupon but I don’t believe her…

Huge candy

 

Awesome hats.

Diana rocking it.

Nasty toothpaste. Made me want to throw up lol

boom.

Funny hand sanitizer..

LOL

This was awesome too

They love us.

Chillin somewhere. Another expensive mall haha

Came across a rare bookstore. One of the books was $85,000. Omg

 

Diana trying on some Loubs. So gangster.

Also copped some Uggs for super cheap. I still don’t understand the hype with these, but whatever haha.

Outside the Venetian with some huge Christmas Tree.

Always try and get me some of these when I go LOL

Went to Serendipity for some ice cream. Look at the Golden Opulence Sundae. Comes in a huge crystal bowl with a gold spoon, some super expensive vanilla bean ice cream and all that jazz. You get to keep it all too.

Deep fried oreo fudge sundae. So good.

Also had to get the souvenir drinks.

Another fat night for us. Mcdonald’s, drinks, and chatting with random strangers haha

Stayed in and watched Miss Universe LOL. Even though they were like a hotel over.

Another of our fat lunches. I literally ate like a fat pig that day. I had two pizzas, one and a half pieces of garlic bread, 10 nuggets and a medium fries. SO GOOD.

Cool automated wine selector in Mandalay Bay.

Went to go spend our last few bucks at the Shark Reef.

Awesome red bellied piranhas. Mine isn’t as big, but they are awesome.

First time using a payphone in ages…

Titty pics

Went to Pinkberry for some frozen yogurt.

Saw the limited edition James Bond Omega. The rear movement was wicked.

World’s largest chocolate fountain.

 

Went back to Caesars to get my favourite drink. Starburst Long Island Iced Tea…

Delish.

Our last breakfast in Vegas at Denny’s.

Chillin upstairs at the Cosmopolitan killing time before our flight.

Upside down… but it’s Four Loko. I was so pumped to try it and it was nasty as heck. This thing screwed me up before our flight. Never again lol.

Finally – Carl’s Jr. at the airport before the flight home. $5 left. We did good!

Now it’s almost Christmas! Hope everyone had a good week!! I’ll have some car updates soon.